Ever had an email promising you millions of pounds? Ever wondered what would happen if you replied?

Mrs Ethel Trellis has, some of her extended conversations are shown here.

When not busy running her Whelk Stall or downing a large gin or four at “The Dog and Bucket”, Mrs T may be found in complex negotiations with various business people who have requested her assistance.

Unfortunately some of her correspondents have taken to using Google in a rather unsporting fashion, so Mrs. T sometimes has to use a pseudonym.

‘Conversations’  are historical conversations, ending when the scammer finally realises that he has been had, oldest mails are displayed first.