A joke??????

2010/12/16, Brooke Nodelay <b.nodelay@hotmail.co.uk>:

My Dear Joseph,

A joke? I am replying to your mail from my laptop using the free wirelessaccess at Birmingham railway station while waiting for a train to Heathrow airport in order to catch the BA055 to Johannesburg, so if it IS a joke then from my point of view it really isn’t very funny. I have paid Mr Nathan $1700 dollars and emailed him the details to allow him to pick it up.

I have the receipt and intend confronting Mr.Nathan with it tomorrow. He is denying that he has received $1700, why would he do that? I do not trust Mr.Nathan, I have a feeling that he is attempting to deceive both of us.

I would appreciate it if you could collect me from the airport tomorrow morning, expected arrival time is 06:45, we can then go and confront Mr. Nathan in person.

Kind Regards,


please if it a joke stope it.

Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:38:35 -0800
Subject: Bad new
From: infojosephdamane.sa@gala.net
To: b.nodelay@hotmail.co.uk

Dear sir, Brooke Nodelay

Thanks for email, i sorry to say this if you can do this transcation with me let me known them i will find another person,because what i am hearing for mr nathen i am not happy, please if it a joke stope it.


God bless

are you there Joseph?

Dear Joseph,

Are you well? I was rather expecting a reply from you. Things have moved on since my last mail, I have paid $1700 to Mr. Nathan, unfortunately that is all the money I have. I am hoping to acquire a few dollars tonight, but as I have a train to catch first thing tomorrow morning and then a plane to Johannesbug in the early evening, it might be simpler for you to pay the outstanding sum of $352 to Mr. Nathan. I will be more than happy to reimburse you on Friday.

Where shall I see you on Friday Joseph?

Kind Regards


I look forward to your attempts to wriggle out of this one.

Mr Nathan,

I am enroute to Heathrow Airport in order to catch this evenings flight to Johannesburg. I am not in a position to find somewhere with scanning facilities in order to send you the receipt. I am able to reply to your email because Birmingham railway station haas a free wireless internet facility which my laptop is able to make use of.

It is my considered opinion that you have pocketed that money. Mr Damane and I will pay you a visit first thing tomorrow morning. I look forward to your attempts to wriggle out of this one.


Mr. B.Nodelay

I will not even borther….

To: b.nodelay@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2010 06:12:16 +0000
Subject: RE: Change of plan
From: edward@nathanassociates.com

Attention: B.Nodelay

To send the receipt will cost you nothing and if you don’t send it,I will not even borther to call or go to Western Union.

Yours Sincerely,

Edward Nathan Esq

My apologies…

Dear Mr. Nathan,

My apologies, I seem to have inadvertantly transposed the final 2 digits when typing the reference number, it should be:

765 882 1340

As you will recall, I have run out of money, am staying in a seaside town in a second rate hotel which I am planning to rob before catching a train to Heathrow for tomorrow’s flight to Johannesburg. I am hence not really in a psoition to send the receipt to you. I assume that there will no longer be a need for the receipt once you have successfully received the money, but I will bring it with me nonetheless.


Mr. B.Nodelay

Mr Nodelay sends some money

Dear Mr. Nathan,

Thank you for your email, perhaps we will be able to get along with each other after all. I have just returned from the Western Union office where, to my embarrassment, I discovered that after paying for my flight and the train ticket to Heathrow I didn’t have quite as much cash left as I had hoped. I have sent $1700 dollars as a gesture of good faith and have a plan to obtain the balance, plus enough for drinks on the plane and a taxi at the other end. Hotel safes pose no problems for Mr. Nodelay.

The transfer details are as follows:

Date: 15/12/2010

Time: 18:03

Sender: Mr. B.Nodelay

Office:  Mr Thomsons, 12 Park Street, Lytham St. Annes , UK

Amount:  $1700  (exc commission)

recipient:  Ivani Ntshwanti, 197 Louis Bothan Ave, Orange Groove, Johannesburg, South Africa

number:  765 882 1304

question: What goes 99 bonk?

answer: A centipede with a wooden leg.

I hope to transfer the balance first thing tomorrow before catching my train to Heathrow.

Kind Regards,

Mr. B. Nodelay

Mr Nathan is mollified..

Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 17:39:33 +0000
Subject: RE: Change of plan
From: edward@nathanassociates.com

Attention:  B.Nodelay

You should have explained that,I don’t have anything against you,I want to still maintain my reputation as one of the best and that is why I assured your partner that I will conclude within the stipulated time frame,I have a court session mid day tomorrow and if you send the fee and I get it in the morning then I will proess it upon your arrive,so that you can start accessing the money without delays.
Yours Sincerely,

Edward Nathan Esq