Mrs T will investigate

My Dear Mrs Mohd’s

Thank you for the information. I attend Pensioner’s Pistol Training on the first Saturday morning of every month but I shall ask Mr McDonald what on earth is going on immediately afterwards.

Kind Regards,
Ethel

“no money available to pick up”

Subject: RE: moneygram receipt – DPF
From: “Zahrah Mohd’s”
To: trellis

Dear Ethel,
I think the money you gave to Mr. MacDonald, the agent did not transfer the money for you because Mr. Lord informed me now that he called Money Gram office directly with this telephone number +18009269400 to confirm this money but he was told that there is no money available to pick up. Kindly go back to the agent to confirm why he could not transfer the money you gave him on 4th or you collect the money from the agent and go to another Money agent to make the transfer to Mr. Porch to avoid all this problems.
This is the information i am receiving from Mr. Lord Porch now.

Mrs. Zahrah Mohd’s.

“please forgive me”

Dear Mrs Mohd’s

So it is, I have been a silly old woman, please forgive me for the trouble my carelessness has caused. I’m sure everything will go swimmingly now.

I look forward to seeing you soon.

Kind Regards,
Your Friend, Ethel

“you are the person causing all this problems to Mr. Porch”

Subject: RE: moneygram receipt – DPF
From: “Zahrah Mohd’s” <zarrmm005@outlook.com>
To: trellis

Dear Ethel,

I think you are the person causing all this problems to Mr. Porch, the agent is very honest person, the previous reference number you sent was 5853991201 while the current reference number on the payment slip you just sent to me is 58538912, you can see that the mistake is from you, i have now forwarded the attachment slip to Mr. Porch for confirmation.

Mrs. Zahrah Mohd’s.

please do send me a clear copy of the money gram receipt

Subject: RE: moneygram receipt – DPF
From: “Zahrah Mohd’s” <zarrmm005@outlook.com>
Date: Fri, December 5, 2014 4:52 pm
To: trellis

Dear Ethel Trellis,

thank you so much please do send me a clear copy of the money gram receipt,am almost having am heart attack right now yes i do have his contact to trace him will not be a problem. i have evidence that the box was been send with money on it.

Mrs Zahrah Mohd’s

Reassuring words from Ethel

Dear Mrs Mohd’s

You are an optimist. I like that.
The money has been sent. Mr Lord Porch is either incompetent or dishonest.
I am sorry you couldn’t read the attachment, I shall go directly to Crab Cottage and try once more to get a scan of the receipt. Then we shall see what Mr Lord Porch has to say.
Please try not to worry too much, after all we do have Mr Lord Porch’s address.
Kind Regards,
Ethel

Mrs Mohds is concerned too

Subject: RE: moneygram receipt – DPF
From: “Zahrah Mohd’s” <zarrmm005@outlook.com>
To: trellis

Dear Ethel Trellis,

i Have been praying ever since the box left Syria. mr Lord Porch send me am email stating it was a fake money gram reference number u gave him that he has not received any money from you,the money gram receipt attachment you send me am unable to read it i don’t no who is saying the truth.have been crying since morning for my box,if truly you have send the money for the box clearance do send me a clear copy of the money gram receipt so that i will know where to start from in getting my box back.mr porch said the box isn’t yet cleared from the airport.

Mrs Zahrah Mohd’s

Ethel is concerned….

Mr Porch,

I am increasingly concerned by your silence. I know that Mrs Mohd’s holds you in the highest esteem, but I am beginning to have serious concerns. I have sent you a large sum of money and now you appear to have vanished.

Unless I hear from you by return I shall have no alternative but to contact The Authorities.

Yours,
Trellis.

(this time with a virus in a .zip)

Subject: moneygram receipt – DPF
From: trellis
To: “Dipl. LORD PORCH” <shippingagent_co@diplomats.com>
Cc: zarrmm005@outlook.com

Dear Mr Lord Porch,

My apologies for not getting back to you sooner. As I mentioned in my last email, Thursday night is Gin and Whelk Night at the Port Charlotte Village Hall. I fear I may have had one whelk too many, or perhaps it was the gin, either way things are a little hazy from about 8PM onwards.
Anyway, I have just been to see to Mrs Naughtie. I am sorry to say that I have to wonder if she is quite as computer literate as she claims to be, I asked her if I could have the scan in DPF format and she didn’t seem to know what I was talking about. Eventually she managed to produce the attached file. I hope it helps.
Having heard nothing further from you I have to assume that the money hasn’t been delivered. Did you return home last night and, if so, was there a card from the MoneyGram People? I assume it must be like a parcel delivery, they will try twice then you have to pick it up from the depot. Perhaps I should ask Mr McDonald.

Do let me know what is happening.

Kind Regards,
Ethel Trellis (Mrs)