NEVER get involved in a lunchtime game of poker with Mrs. Ogmore-Pritchard.

Mr. Ibekah

My apologies for the delay in getting back to you, I have to strongly advise you NEVER to get involved in a lunchtime game of poker with Mrs. Ogmore-Pritchard.

But I digress, on my way home from the Dog And Bucket I visited the library and scanned the Western Union receipt. I trust that this will enable you to claim the payment, would it not be simpler if you were equipped to take credit card payments?

Let me know as soon as you have collected the money.

Regards

Mrs. Trellis

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there is no need for that tone of voice……..

Mr. Ibekah

There is no need for that tone of voice. Believe me, I am as concerned as you are by the inability of such a supposedly reputable company as Western Union to complete a simple money transfer. I am assuming, of course, that your protocol officer knows what he is doing, there seems to be something of a shortage of competent staff nowadays.

I have arranged to meet Mrs. Ogmore-Pritchard for a game of poker in the back room of the Dog and Bucket this lunchtime, I shall call in at the library on my way back and attempt to scan the payment receipt.

Regards

Mrs. Trellis

if this is a joke…..

From: James Ibekah
To: Trellis
Sent: Thursday, December 10, 2009 12:43 PM
Subject: Re: Attn: Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Madam,

If this is a joke, do come off it as I am a very busy man.

I didn’t beg you to engage my service, so I don’t know why you have been causing my protocol officer to go up and down in vain.

If you had actually sent this money, SCAN AND SEND TO ME THE PAYMENT RECEIPT YOU RECEIVED FROM THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE as they keep saying the payment information is not on their system.

Get back to me as soon as possible

try this one Mr. Ibekah…..

Dear Mr. Ibekah

I have just returned from my local Western Union office. The young lady was unable to offer any explanation as to why the money had not been collected. She eventually agreed to recall the payment and issue another. The details are the same as before except for the control number which is now 3477122905.

Let us hope that this one manages to get through with no further slip ups.

Regards

Mrs. Trellis

I have not received the money yet…….

From: James Ibekah
To: Trellis
Sent: Thursday, December 10, 2009 9:10 AM
Subject: Re: Attn: Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Attn: Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Madam,

I have not received the money yet. So kindly go back to the Western Union office and resolve the problem.

I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you resolve the problem because i have the £375 which i received from your friend on your behalf already. So, if i can get this balance of £200 today, i will proceed to get the notarization document from the court immediately.

Yours in service,

Barr. James Ibekah (Esq.)

Tel:+233-545398254

Mrs T tells Frank her worries….

Dear Frank

This really isn’t going to plan. The Western Union offices have closed for the day, I shall have to wait until tomorrow to get to the bottom of this

Do you suppose that Mr. Ibekah can be trusted? If he has run off with the £200 then I am in very serious trouble, Dai The Loan is well known for being a ruthless thug.

What do you think Mr. Wuddah?

Kind Regards

Ethel

early closing

Dear Mr. Ibekah

I have just returned from a trip to the Western Union office, in a rather unpleasant downpour I might add, only to discover that Wednesday is early closing here in North Wales and the offices were shut. They open again at 9:00 tomorrow morning so I shall pay them another visit then and attempt to retrieve and resend the money as you suggest.

Should the money arrive at your end in the meantime, please let me know, I have no wish to be made to look a fool in the Western Union office.

Regards

Mrs. Trellis.

Mrs T will investigate

Dear Frank

I have been in CONSTANT touch with the lawyer, I have no idea what the cause of the problem is and am about to return to the Western Union office here to attempt to get to the bottom of it.

I shall let you know as soon as matters are resolved.

Kind Regards

Ethel

the money is not yet available to pick up.

From: James Ibekah
To: Trellis
Sent: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 3:42 PM
Subject: Re: Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Attn: Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Madam,

Kindly go back to the western union and tell them that the money is not yet available to pick up.

If, possible collect the money back from them and go another location and send it, or through Money Gram service.

Yours in service,

Barr. James Ibekah (Esq.)

Tel:+233-545398254