Bruce “squiffy” Trellis (what were the chances of that?)

From: Self
To: Peter Ikenga
Date sent: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:33:41 -0000

Dear Mr Ikenga

That wouldn’t be Bruce “squiffy” Trellis would it? Wears a monocle, used to run a Whelk stall in North Wales in the late 1970’s but vanished following some unpleasantness involving a serving wench from the “Dog and Bucket” in the days when it was a proper public house and not one of these overpriced watering holes for incomers from the fleshpots of the south.

What a small world it is!

50/50 is fine, and it would be nice to see something going to charity. How may I assist you further in this endeavour?

Yours Sincerely

Mrs Trellis