The Cast

  • Mrs Mohd’s (with the apostrophe) : A Syrian with an enormous box of money which she wishes to move to the UK
  • Mrs Trellis : Our heroine. Currently employed as a housekeeper at a holiday rental in Port Charlotte on the remote Scottish island of Islay.
  • Diplomat Lord Porch : A diplomat, rather improbably charged with clearing Mrs Mohd’s enormous box through London Heathrow customs and delivering it , in person, To Port Charlotte.