To: Peter Ikenga
Subject: Re: URGENT ATTENTION NEEDED .
Date sent: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:02:32 -0000
Dear Mr Ikenga
Thank you for your kind offer to pay half of the legal fees. I’ve been trying to think of a means of raising the remaining £320. I considered selling one of Chester’s kidneys, after alll what is he wanting with two kidneys at his age? Unfortunately the market seems to be a little more regulated in Wales than it is in other parts of the world, and even allowing for that, there doesn’t seem to be very much local demand.
So, I’ve decided that a car boot sale is the way to raise some extra cash. I’ve just been down the High Street and put notices in the Post Office and Mr Jones’s Knick-Knack Emporium.
This is what the notices say:
” CAR BOOT SALE AT 27 ACACIA AVENUE ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON IN AID OF A HOLIDAY AWAY FROM THE SEA FOR MY CHESTER.”
That should pull them in.
I’ve had Chester knitting car boots all afternoon, it’s one of the few abilities he has left after the accident. Meanwhile I’ve been sorting through my collection of Jamaican imports, there’s a Prince Buster’s original 7 incher that Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard has intimated she wouldn’t mind getting her hands on.
Anyway, wish me luck, I’ll let you know how much I manage to raise.