I must insist on seeing some ID

Mr Porch,

I have just been to the Post Office again, armed with your full address. I have to say that Mr McDonald is asking some awkward questions. He is wondering why a customs clearance payment has to be paid by MoneyGram and why a diplomat is living in a squalid terrace in the arse end of Liverpool.

I hope you won’t take offence at this Mr Porch, you sound like an honest enough chap, but the future of a dear friend depends on the outcome of this transaction so I really must insist on answers to these questions and to seeing some form of id.

I look forward to your reply.

Regards
Ethel Trellis (Mrs)