Dear Mr Lord Porch,
I have just returned from Crab Cottage, Mrs Naughtie was out at her cat training class but her son James allowed me to use her scanner. I don’t know what I was worrying about, the procedure was so simple a child could have done it. The resulting scan is attached to this email.
On Thursday evenings I usually attend a gin and whelk evening at the village hall so I will be away for a few hours, but I look forward to some positive news upon my return.
Ethel Trellis (Mrs)