“pull yourself together Mr Ikenga”

From: Self
To: peter Ikenga
Date sent: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:14:41 -0000

Dear Mr Ikenga

Have you collected that money yet? It has been 2 days now since my trip to Caernarfon and I am rather depending on receiving 3 MILLION US DOLLARS before Saturday when I’ve arranged to see Mrs Ogmore- Pritchard for a gin and whelk supper.

it would be a shame if the Government and their cohorts got their greedy hands on our money just because you were unable to carry out a simple task. Do try to pull yourself together Mr Ikenga.

Kind Regards

Mrs Trellis