I may be new to the internet

Dear Mr Loukas

I must aplogize for any offence I may have caused you. None was intended, I would simply feel more comfortable if I could see the gentleman I am dealing with. There is no need to include your wife if you do not wish to, I just thought you might wish to make it a family photograph.

I would have absolutely no objection if you were to request a photograph of me, though I doubt it would be wise of me to attempt to photograph my husband, Chester is a bit touchy about these things since his accident.

If you really wish to cancel the deal then so be it, I may be new to the internet but I have already made the acquaintance of an American soldier who has asked for my assistance in recovering some of Saddham Hussein’s ill gotten gains from Iraq.

Kind Regards

Ethel