there is no need for that tone of voice

Mr Loukas,

There is no need for that tone of voice. Having printed the agreement, favourably reviewed it and subsequently signed it I was then left with the problem of sending a copy of it to you. I could ask Mr Opara in the High Street to scan it for me, but he didn’t have very much success in scanning my driving license. More importantly, is it really wise to allow a third party to see our agreement???. To be honest Mr. Loukas, your complete failure to appreciate these problems causes me some concern.

I imagine that I will now have to send the agreement via the postal service, so send me your address and I will do so.