Thank you for your mail, I am glad that you finally saw sense about the best way of dividing the proceeds. Do try to sound a little more cheerful – you won’t regret having Mrs. Trellis on board!!!!!
My details are as follows:
name: Mrs. Ethel Trellis
Address: 27 Acacia Avenue
my driving license number is TRELL276804 2JNX 1212D
I don’t have a fax and I never use the telephone as I fear that my phone line may be bugged by the government who are investigating some deals I was involved in during the Great North Wales Shellfish Boom of the 1990s.
I look forward to your reply.
Ethel Trellis (Mrs)