WHAT IS GOING ON?????

Dear Mr Loukas.

Please excuse my delay in replying to you, snow has brought chaos to North Wales. On the way home from the Dog and Bucket yesterday I became stuck in a traffic jam on the A683. It was caused by a jack-knifed lorry, rather ironically carrying a load of Welsh Whelks. The extent of the snow made tuning around impossible so after several hours stuck in the Range Rover I was finally rescued by a helicopter. It was fortunate that I had a spare bottle of gin in the car else who knows what might have happened.

Anyway, to the matter in hand. I am deeply puzzled and concerned by the sudden appearance of your sister in-law as a party to this deal. Why has she been brought in? This started off as a straightforward and simple to understand deal, I was about to pay the money to the shipping company when you suddenly decided that we had to waste time with written contracts. Was that simply a delaying tactic until you could get your sister-in-law on board? And what about that contract? Surely if there is now a THIRD person involved it will need to be rewritten?

I won’t say that I blame drink for your erratic behaviour Mr Loukas, but I do have my suspicions.

WHAT IS GOING ON?????

Regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)