- The Cast
- It begins
- We have room.
- A sorry tale
- I am a bit concerned about your box
- The delivery arrangements.
- there is no need to pay me
- Ireland?????
- I do hope you haven’t posted your box yet.
- correction of the delivery address to Scotland
- Introducing, I kid you not, the Diplomatic agent Mr Lord Porch.
- I am prepared to assist in any way I can,
- avoid any eye brow …….
- a packet of ginger nuts
- RE: THE DELIVERY INFORMATION
- I have arranged to attend a whisky tasting
- It’s on its way….
- Rest assured that I will handle everything well
- YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX HAS ARRIVED
- Approval memo
- A demand for money.
- I shall obtain the money as soon as possible
- not sure where from……
- Please do not entertain fear about what you are spending on my behalf
- I’ll try a loan shark. This isn’t a scam is it?
- this transaction is 100% legal
- Please forgive me for doubting you
- I have the money!
- send the money via MONEY GRAM
- I really appreciate your effort (now hurry up!)
- Mrs Mohds is impatient
- I do apologise for this uncharacteristic behaviour…
- a technical hitch.
- Next morning, another problem
- Do not send this money through post office
- are you new to this job?
- OK
- I must insist on seeing some ID
- Can we trust Mr Porch?
- This is my attached passport
- and your security badge…
- stop entertaining questions from McDonald
- I must insist
- Mr. Lord Porch is a very reliable diplomatic agent
- fear not, we will get your box delivered
- The identity card
- Mrs T is convinced….
- and tells Mrs Mohds
- The money has been sent
- Has the money arrived yet?
- oops – a schoolboy error with the reference number
- a mistake on my part
- send a scan copy of the payment slip immediately
- I didn’t imagine that you would set off for the airport without waiting for the money to arrive
- “Meet the computer literate to assist you”
- (attached a very large unopenable file)
- “I cannot view this attachment”
- (this time with a virus in a .zip)
- Ethel is concerned….
- Mrs Mohds is concerned too
- Reassuring words from Ethel
- please do send me a clear copy of the money gram receipt
- Here it is
- “you are the person causing all this problems to Mr. Porch”
- “please forgive me”
- “no money available to pick up”
- Mrs T will investigate