{"id":1489,"date":"2016-01-04T20:25:43","date_gmt":"2016-01-04T20:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?page_id=1489"},"modified":"2016-01-04T20:25:43","modified_gmt":"2016-01-04T20:25:43","slug":"mrs-mohds","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?page_id=1489","title":{"rendered":"Mrs Mohds"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"display-posts-listing\"><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1487\">Mrs Mohds &#8211; The Cast<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1493\">It begins<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1495\">We have room.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1497\">A sorry tale<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1499\">I am a bit concerned about your box<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1501\">The delivery arrangements.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1503\">there is no need to pay me<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1510\">Ireland?????<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1512\">I do hope you haven&#8217;t posted your box yet.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1514\">correction of the delivery address to Scotland<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1516\">Introducing, I kid you not, the Diplomatic agent Mr Lord Porch.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1519\">I am prepared to assist in any way I can,<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1526\">avoid any eye brow &#8230;&#8230;.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1529\">a packet of ginger nuts<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1531\">RE: THE DELIVERY INFORMATION<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1533\">I have arranged to attend a whisky tasting<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1535\">It&#8217;s on its way&#8230;.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1539\">Rest assured that I will handle everything well<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1541\">YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX HAS ARRIVED<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1543\">Approval memo<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1545\">A demand for money.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1553\">I shall obtain the money as soon as possible<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1555\">not sure where from&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1557\">Please do not entertain fear about what you are spending on my behalf<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1559\">I&#8217;ll try a loan shark. This isn&#8217;t a scam is it?<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1566\">this transaction is 100% legal<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1569\">Please forgive me for doubting you<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1571\">I have the money!<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1574\">send the money via MONEY GRAM<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1577\">I really appreciate your effort (now hurry up!)<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1579\">Mrs Mohds is impatient<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1582\">I do apologise for this uncharacteristic behaviour&#8230;<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1584\">a  technical hitch.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1586\">Next morning, another problem<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1588\">Do not send this money through post office<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1590\">are you new to this job?<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1592\">OK<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1594\">I must insist on seeing some ID<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1596\">Can we trust Mr Porch?<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1598\">This is my attached passport<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1603\">and your security badge&#8230;<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1605\">stop entertaining questions from McDonald<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1607\">I must insist<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1609\">Mr. Lord Porch is a very reliable diplomatic agent<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1611\">fear not, we will get your box delivered<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1613\">The identity card<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1616\">Mrs T is convinced&#8230;.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1618\">and tells Mrs Mohds<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1621\">The money has been sent<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1623\">Has the money arrived yet?<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1625\">oops &#8211; a schoolboy error with the reference number<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1627\">a mistake on my part<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1629\">send a scan copy of the payment slip immediately<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1631\">I didn&#8217;t imagine that you would set off for the airport without waiting for the money to arrive<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1633\">&#8220;Meet the computer literate to assist you&#8221;<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1635\">(attached a very large unopenable file)<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1637\">&#8220;I cannot view this attachment&#8221;<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1639\">(this time with a virus in a .zip)<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1642\">Ethel is concerned&#8230;.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1644\">Mrs Mohds is concerned too<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1646\">Reassuring words from Ethel<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1648\">please do send me a clear copy of the money gram receipt<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1650\">Here it is<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1653\">&#8220;you are the person causing all this problems to Mr. Porch&#8221;<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1655\">&#8220;please forgive me&#8221;<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1657\">&#8220;no money available to pick up&#8221;<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1659\">Mrs T will investigate<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1724\">I have recovered the money!<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1727\">kindly send the money to Mr Lord Porch immediately<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1730\">Please be patient<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1732\">puck nosing into peoples affairs<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1735\">go to another Money Gram office<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1737\">I have hit a slight snag<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1739\">leave immediately to Glasgow<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1741\">ooh my, this IS exciting.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1743\">please do not fail<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1745\">May Allah bless.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1747\">all sailings have been cancelled<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1749\">Contact Mr. Porch now<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1751\">wrap the money securely in brown paper and post it?<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1753\">Grantham???<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1755\">Grantham isn&#8217;t anywhere near Islay<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1757\">geographically challenged<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1759\">are you simply an idiot?<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1761\">to avoid excess demur rage<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1763\">my somewhat hasty reply yesterday<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1765\">I understood the situation in Islay<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1767\">i am absolutely very worried about all this delay<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1769\">The Storm has abated<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1771\">Give me the money!!!<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1773\">Mrs T goes silent for a couple of days until Mrs Mohd&#8217;s can&#8217;t wait any longer..<\/a><\/li><li class=\"listing-item\"><a class=\"title\" href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1775\">All I have left is \u00a340 and a cream 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