{"id":1060,"date":"2011-01-25T11:40:36","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T11:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1060"},"modified":"2013-01-27T21:59:57","modified_gmt":"2013-01-27T21:59:57","slug":"there-is-no-need-for-that-tone-of-voice-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1060","title":{"rendered":"There is no need for that tone of voice&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr Nathan<\/p>\n<p>There is no need for that tone of voice. I have TWICE sent you a scan of  my passport which you claim to be &#8220;unable to download&#8221;.\u00a0 I have laid  out the best part of a thousand pounds on an airline ticket, partly for  some sunshine but partly, I might add, down to your inability to simply  OPEN AN ATTACHMENT! The simplest solution seemed to be for me to place  the money and my passport directly into your hands.<\/p>\n<p>My partner appears to hold you in high regard Mr. Nathan, but I am  beginning to have deep misgivings about employing you, indeed as we say  in these parts I very much doubt that you could be trusted with a used  plate of whelks. I would not be at all surprised to find that you had  one of your cohorts lined up ready to replace me as Mr. Damanes partner.  Well, we shall see about\u00a0 that, I shall discuss the matter with Mr.  Damane.<\/p>\n<p>Yours.<\/p>\n<p>B. Nodelay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr Nathan There is no need for that tone of voice. I have TWICE sent you a scan of my passport which you claim to be &#8220;unable to download&#8221;.\u00a0 I have laid out the best part of a thousand pounds on an airline ticket, partly for some sunshine but partly, I might add, down to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1060\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;There is no need for that tone of voice&#8230;.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-damane"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1060"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1062,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions\/1062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}