{"id":1067,"date":"2011-01-25T14:58:25","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T14:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2013-01-27T21:59:45","modified_gmt":"2013-01-27T21:59:45","slug":"i-was-a-little-too-close-to-the-safe-when-we-blew-the-doors-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1067","title":{"rendered":"I was a little too close to the safe when we blew the doors off&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, I see. I do wish that you had made that fact plain a bit earlier in  the proceedings. So if I can get the money to you by tomorrow morning  then the deal goes ahead, if not then I have a ticket to Johannesburg  which isn&#8217;t really of any use to me?<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I should finally explain my apparent reluctance to use a phone.  Some years ago, before I went into the fitness training business, I was  involved in what you might call the shady side of the jewellery  business. One day I was a little too close to the safe when we blew the  doors off, I lost both ears and my hearing has been seriously impaired  ever since, making a conversation on the phone entirely impractical.  There, I&#8217;ve admitted it.<\/p>\n<p>The Western Union office is open untill 6 this evening, I shall go and  transfer the money now. The we will see who is serious Mr. Nathan.<\/p>\n<p>Regards<\/p>\n<p>B. Nodelay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, I see. I do wish that you had made that fact plain a bit earlier in the proceedings. So if I can get the money to you by tomorrow morning then the deal goes ahead, if not then I have a ticket to Johannesburg which isn&#8217;t really of any use to me? Perhaps I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1067\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I was a little too close to the safe when we blew the doors off&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-damane"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1067"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1310,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions\/1310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}