{"id":1071,"date":"2011-01-25T15:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T15:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1071"},"modified":"2016-01-04T15:31:11","modified_gmt":"2016-01-04T15:31:11","slug":"mr-nodelay-sends-some-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1071","title":{"rendered":"Mr Nodelay sends some money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr. Nathan,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your email, perhaps we will be  able to get along with each other after all. I have just returned from  the Western Union office where, to my embarrassment, I discovered that  after paying for my flight and the train ticket to Heathrow I didn&#8217;t  have quite as much cash left as I had hoped. I have sent $1700 dollars  as a gesture of good faith and have a plan to obtain the balance, plus  enough for drinks on the plane and a taxi at the other end. Hotel safes  pose no problems for Mr. Nodelay.<\/p>\n<p>The transfer details are as follows:<\/p>\n<p>Date: 15\/12\/2010<\/p>\n<p>Time: 18:03<\/p>\n<p>Sender: Mr. B.Nodelay<\/p>\n<p>Office:\u00a0 Mr Thomsons, 12 Park Street, Lytham St. Annes , UK<\/p>\n<p>Amount:\u00a0 $1700\u00a0 (exc commission)<\/p>\n<p>recipient:\u00a0 Ivani Ntshwanti, 197 Louis Bothan Ave, Orange Groove, Johannesburg, South Africa<\/p>\n<p>number:\u00a0 765 882 1304<\/p>\n<p>question: What goes 99 bonk?<\/p>\n<p>answer: A centipede with a wooden leg.<\/p>\n<p>I hope to transfer the balance first thing tomorrow before catching my train to Heathrow.<\/p>\n<p>Kind Regards,<\/p>\n<p>Mr. B. Nodelay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr. Nathan, Thank you for your email, perhaps we will be able to get along with each other after all. I have just returned from the Western Union office where, to my embarrassment, I discovered that after paying for my flight and the train ticket to Heathrow I didn&#8217;t have quite as much cash &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1071\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mr Nodelay sends some money&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-damane"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1478,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions\/1478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}