{"id":126,"date":"2008-11-25T19:23:32","date_gmt":"2008-11-25T19:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=126"},"modified":"2016-01-03T16:22:45","modified_gmt":"2016-01-03T16:22:45","slug":"bruce-squiffy-trellis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"Bruce &#8220;squiffy&#8221; Trellis (what were the chances of that?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From: Self<br \/>\nTo: Peter Ikenga<br \/>\nSubject: Re: QUICK DETAILS RESPONSE AWAITED!!!!<br \/>\nDate sent: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:33:41 -0000<\/p>\n<p>Dear Mr Ikenga<\/p>\n<p>That wouldn&#8217;t be Bruce &#8220;squiffy&#8221; Trellis would it? Wears a monocle, used to run a Whelk stall in North Wales in the late 1970&#8217;s but vanished following some unpleasantness involving a serving wench from the &#8220;Dog and Bucket&#8221; in the days when it was a proper public house and not one of these overpriced watering holes for incomers from the fleshpots of the south.<\/p>\n<p>What a small world it is!<\/p>\n<p>50\/50 is fine, and it would be nice to see something going to charity. How may I assist you further in this endeavour?<\/p>\n<p>Yours Sincerely<\/p>\n<p>Mrs Trellis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From: Self To: Peter Ikenga Subject: Re: QUICK DETAILS RESPONSE AWAITED!!!! Date sent: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:33:41 -0000 Dear Mr Ikenga That wouldn&#8217;t be Bruce &#8220;squiffy&#8221; Trellis would it? Wears a monocle, used to run a Whelk stall in North Wales in the late 1970&#8217;s but vanished following some unpleasantness involving a serving wench &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=126\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bruce &#8220;squiffy&#8221; Trellis (what were the chances of that?)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":2,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-ikenga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":346,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions\/346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}