From: Self
\nTo: Peter Ikenga
\nSubject: Re: URGENT ATTENTION NEEDED .
\nDate sent: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:02:32 -0000<\/p>\n
Dear Mr Ikenga<\/p>\n
Thank you for your kind offer to pay half of the legal fees. I’ve been trying to think of a means of raising the remaining \u00a3320. I considered selling one of Chester’s kidneys, after alll what is he wanting with two kidneys at his age? Unfortunately the market seems to be a little more regulated in Wales than it is in other parts of the world, and even allowing for that, there doesn’t seem to be very much local demand.<\/p>\n
So, I’ve decided that a car boot sale is the way to raise some extra cash. I’ve just been down the High Street and put notices in the Post Office and Mr Jones’s Knick-Knack Emporium.<\/p>\n
This is what the notices say:<\/p>\n
” CAR BOOT SALE AT 27 ACACIA AVENUE ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON IN AID OF A HOLIDAY AWAY FROM THE SEA FOR MY CHESTER.”<\/p>\n
That should pull them in.<\/p>\n
I’ve had Chester knitting car boots all afternoon, it’s one of the few abilities he has left after the accident. Meanwhile I’ve been sorting through my collection of Jamaican imports, there’s a Prince Buster’s original 7 incher that Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard has intimated she wouldn’t mind getting her hands on.<\/p>\n
Anyway, wish me luck, I’ll let you know how much I manage to raise.<\/p>\n
Kind regards<\/p>\n
Mrs Trellis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
From: Self To: Peter Ikenga Subject: Re: URGENT ATTENTION NEEDED . Date sent: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:02:32 -0000 Dear Mr Ikenga Thank you for your kind offer to pay half of the legal fees. I’ve been trying to think of a means of raising the remaining \u00a3320. I considered selling one of Chester’s kidneys, … Continue reading “a fund raising venture is planned”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":3,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-ikenga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1357,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions\/1357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}