From: Self
\nTo: Peter Ikenga
\nSubject: Re: Make all possible effort to conclude this matter,
\nDate sent: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 20:36:20 -0000<\/p>\n
Dear Mr Ikenga<\/p>\n
Did you not receive the email that I asked Chester to send to you? It doesn’t appear that you did, so I had better give you a brief run down of the week’s events.<\/p>\n
After receiving the disappointing news from Mr Opara (Cheap flights, Phone Cards, DVDs and Money Transfers) I spent the rest of Monday in the Dog and Bucket drowning my sorrows in gin. At some point in the evening an Unfortunate Incident happened for which I was mistakenly blamed. I was then arrested by PC Morgan and taken to the police station. I was allowed to make a phone call on Tuesday and asked Chester to email you to see if your experience as a Barister could be of any use in helping me avoid wrongful imprisonment. I also asked him to bring me in a few bags of whelks, I don’t know how prisoners are treated in your country Mr Ikenga, but in North Wales the food served in police stations is quite shocking.<\/p>\n
Anyway, on Friday morning I was taken to the Court House, where PC Morgan was organizing his “evidence”, which consisted of 27 eight by ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was. I was quite worried by this time, so you can imagine my relief when the Magistrate arrived and I saw that it was Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard and she didn’t even look at the 27 eight by ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was, instead she dismissed the case and, with a few sharp words to PC Morgan on the side, we set off for the Dog and Bucket to celebrate my freedom.<\/p>\n
So, after all that I have \u00a3128 left. I’ve always had the greatest respect for Mr Opara, but if you dealt with the contract with Bruce in the first place then I suppose that Mr Opara must be mistaken for once. There is another money transfer agent in Caernarfon, I could get the bus there on Monday, but I only have \u00a3128 left, would you be able to make up the difference?<\/p>\n
Kind regards<\/p>\n
Mrs Trellis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
From: Self To: Peter Ikenga Subject: Re: Make all possible effort to conclude this matter, Date sent: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 20:36:20 -0000 Dear Mr Ikenga Did you not receive the email that I asked Chester to send to you? It doesn’t appear that you did, so I had better give you a brief run … Continue reading “a sorry tale….”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":2,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-ikenga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1363,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions\/1363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}