{"id":1639,"date":"2016-01-26T10:34:40","date_gmt":"2016-01-26T10:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1639"},"modified":"2016-01-26T10:35:20","modified_gmt":"2016-01-26T10:35:20","slug":"this-time-with-a-virus-in-a-zip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1639","title":{"rendered":"(this time with a virus in a .zip)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Subject: moneygram receipt &#8211; DPF<br \/>\nFrom: trellis<br \/>\nTo: &#8220;Dipl. LORD PORCH&#8221; <shippingagent_co@diplomats.com><br \/>\nCc: zarrmm005@outlook.com<\/p>\n<p>Dear Mr Lord Porch,<\/p>\n<p>My apologies for not getting back to you sooner. As I mentioned in my last email, Thursday night is Gin and Whelk Night at the Port Charlotte Village Hall. I fear I may have had one whelk too many, or perhaps it was the gin, either way things are a little hazy from about 8PM onwards.<br \/>\nAnyway, I have just been to see to Mrs Naughtie. I am sorry to say that I have to wonder if she is quite as computer literate as she claims to be, I asked her if I could have the scan in DPF format and she didn&#8217;t seem to know what I was talking about. Eventually she managed to produce the attached file. I hope it helps.<br \/>\nHaving heard nothing further from you I have to assume that the money hasn&#8217;t been delivered. Did you return home last night and, if so, was there a card from the MoneyGram People? I assume it must be like a parcel delivery, they will try twice then you have to pick it up from the depot. Perhaps I should ask Mr McDonald.<\/p>\n<p>Do let me know what is happening.<\/p>\n<p>Kind Regards,<br \/>\nEthel Trellis (Mrs)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Subject: moneygram receipt &#8211; DPF From: trellis To: &#8220;Dipl. LORD PORCH&#8221; Cc: zarrmm005@outlook.com Dear Mr Lord Porch, My apologies for not getting back to you sooner. As I mentioned in my last email, Thursday night is Gin and Whelk Night at the Port Charlotte Village Hall. I fear I may have had one whelk too &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1639\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;(this time with a virus in a .zip)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mrs-mohds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1639"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1641,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639\/revisions\/1641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}