{"id":1724,"date":"2025-09-26T17:49:58","date_gmt":"2025-09-26T16:49:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1724"},"modified":"2025-09-26T18:53:59","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T17:53:59","slug":"i-have-recovered-the-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1724","title":{"rendered":"I have recovered the money!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Subject: I have recovered the money!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>From: trellis@welshwhelks.co.uk<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Date: Sat, December 6, 2014 12:24 pm<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>To: &#8220;Zahrah Mohd&#8217;s&#8221; &lt;zarrmm005@outlook.com&gt;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cc: &#8220;Dipl. LORD PORCH&#8221; &lt;shippingagent_co@diplomats.com&gt;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Dear Mrs Mohd&#8217;s<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mr McDonald has been behaving very strangely, he hadn&#8217;t sent any money! I have just returned from The Post Office where I enquired what had happened to the transaction. Mr McDonald called me &#8220;a silly old fool&#8221; (again), handed my an envelope with the money in it and proceeded to give a lecture about advance fee fraud and the Spanish Prisoner trick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have NO idea what he was talking about, the man is clearly unbalanced.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, the good news is that we are once again in a position to get your box out of Heathrow Airport. I have copied Mr Lord Porch in on this email and would appreciate advice on how to proceed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kind Regards,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ethel Trellis (Mrs)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mrs Mohd&#8217;s Mr McDonald has been behaving very strangely, he hadn&#8217;t sent any money! I have just returned from The Post Office where I enquired what had happened to the transaction. Mr McDonald called me &#8220;a silly old fool&#8221; (again), handed my an envelope with the money in it and proceeded to give a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=1724\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I have recovered the money!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mrs-mohds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1724"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1779,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724\/revisions\/1779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}