Mr Porch,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you trying to wind me up or are you simply an idiot? That last link you sent is the search page for WU offices in the UK. I have already confirmed that there are no Western Union offices on Islay. There will be plenty in Glasgow. There are some a few miles across the ocean in Northern Ireland. There are none on Islay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let me put this as simply as I can.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1\/ There are NO WESTERN UNION OFFICES ON ISLAY.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2\/ If you don’t believe me then use the WU office search, but SEARCH FOR OFFICES ON OR NEAR ISLAY. Grantham or UK won’t help.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3\/ I am presently on ISLAY, which is an ISLAND, off the West coast of Scotland.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4\/ I cannot leave Islay today, or possibly for the next few days due to severe storms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5\/ If you send me another fatuous email with a link to a map with Western Union offices that are not on Islay then I’m afraid I will not be responsible for my actions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6\/ There are NO WESTERN UNION OFFICES ON ISLAY.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trellis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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