{"id":252,"date":"2009-11-30T19:47:10","date_gmt":"2009-11-30T19:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=252"},"modified":"2009-11-30T21:07:30","modified_gmt":"2009-11-30T21:07:30","slug":"wouldnt-trust-a-welsh-lawyer-with-a-used-plate-of-whelks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"wouldn&#8217;t trust a Welsh lawyer with a used plate of whelks&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr Aidoo<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your mail. I have given the options some consideration and feel that we should probably progress matters quickly rather than waiting until my doctor permits me to fly again.<\/p>\n<p>I have dismissed the &#8220;diplomatic channel&#8221; option, the thought of my 3.5 Million dollars competing for space in a diplomatic bag with guns, cocaine and who knows what else is not a comforting one. Employing the services of a local attorney would therefore seem to be the only option, my only concern is can such a person be trusted? I certainly wouldn&#8217;t trust a Welsh lawyer with a used plate of whelks, let alone 3.5 Million dollars, but perhaps the profession is held in higher regard in Ghana.<\/p>\n<p>I look forward to your reply,<\/p>\n<p>Kind Regards<\/p>\n<p>Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr Aidoo Thank you for your mail. I have given the options some consideration and feel that we should probably progress matters quickly rather than waiting until my doctor permits me to fly again. I have dismissed the &#8220;diplomatic channel&#8221; option, the thought of my 3.5 Million dollars competing for space in a diplomatic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=252\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;wouldn&#8217;t trust a Welsh lawyer with a used plate of whelks&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-wuddah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":254,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions\/254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}