{"id":620,"date":"2010-11-25T18:05:37","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T18:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=620"},"modified":"2011-02-09T20:51:20","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T20:51:20","slug":"i-may-be-new-to-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=620","title":{"rendered":"I may be new to the internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr Loukas<\/p>\n<p>I must aplogize for any offence I may have caused you. None was intended, I would simply feel more comfortable if I could see the gentleman I am dealing with. There is no need to include your wife if you do not wish to, I just thought you might wish to make it a family photograph.<\/p>\n<p>I would have absolutely no objection if you were to request a photograph of me, though I doubt it would be wise of me to attempt to photograph my husband, Chester is a bit touchy about these things since his accident.<\/p>\n<p>If you really wish to cancel the deal then so be it, I may be new to the internet but I have already made the acquaintance of an American soldier who has asked for my assistance in recovering some of Saddham Hussein&#8217;s ill gotten gains from Iraq.<\/p>\n<p>Kind Regards<\/p>\n<p>Ethel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr Loukas I must aplogize for any offence I may have caused you. None was intended, I would simply feel more comfortable if I could see the gentleman I am dealing with. There is no need to include your wife if you do not wish to, I just thought you might wish to make &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=620\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I may be new to the internet&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-loukas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=620"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1125,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620\/revisions\/1125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}