{"id":648,"date":"2010-11-27T20:07:39","date_gmt":"2010-11-27T20:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=648"},"modified":"2011-02-09T20:49:36","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T20:49:36","slug":"spend-some-of-my-emergency-cash-on-a-new-range-rover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=648","title":{"rendered":"spend some of my emergency cash on a new Range Rover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr Loukas<\/p>\n<p>I fear I must have misunderstood your letter. How can I first send you the signed copy BEFORE sending it by surface mail?<\/p>\n<p>I have no means of signing the electronic copy.<\/p>\n<p>I have printed off and signed a paper copy.<\/p>\n<p>As previously discussed, I have no means of scanning the printed and signed document without involving a third party and hence I HAVE NO MEANS OF SENDING THE SIGNED COPY TO YOU OTHER THAN BY SURFACE MAIL.<\/p>\n<p>Really Mr Loukas, are you attempting to have a joke at my expense?<\/p>\n<p>On an entirely unconnected subject, North Wales was today subject to a severe snow storm, the roads were nearly impassable and my lunchtime trip to the Dog and Bucket for a pint of gin nearly had to be called off. Fortunately the local Landrover dealership was open and I was able to spend some of my emergency cash on a new Range Rover. Four wheel drive really does make a difference in the snow. Do you ever get snow in your part of the world Mr. Loukas?<\/p>\n<p>Kind Regards<\/p>\n<p>Ethel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr Loukas I fear I must have misunderstood your letter. How can I first send you the signed copy BEFORE sending it by surface mail? I have no means of signing the electronic copy. I have printed off and signed a paper copy. As previously discussed, I have no means of scanning the printed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/?p=648\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;spend some of my emergency cash on a new Range Rover&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mr-loukas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=648"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1119,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions\/1119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrstrellis.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}