Author: Trellis

please if it a joke stope it.

Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:38:35 -0800
Subject: Bad new
From: infojosephdamane.sa@gala.net
To: b.nodelay@hotmail.co.uk

Dear sir, Brooke Nodelay

Thanks for email, i sorry to say this if you can do this transcation with me let me known them i will find another person,because what i am hearing for mr nathen i am not happy, please if it a joke stope it.

Thanks

God bless

are you there Joseph?

Dear Joseph,

Are you well? I was rather expecting a reply from you. Things have moved on since my last mail, I have paid $1700 to Mr. Nathan, unfortunately that is all the money I have. I am hoping to acquire a few dollars tonight, but as I have a train to catch first thing tomorrow morning and then a plane to Johannesbug in the early evening, it might be simpler for you to pay the outstanding sum of $352 to Mr. Nathan. I will be more than happy to reimburse you on Friday.

Where shall I see you on Friday Joseph?

Kind Regards

Brooke

I look forward to your attempts to wriggle out of this one.

Mr Nathan,

I am enroute to Heathrow Airport in order to catch this evenings flight to Johannesburg. I am not in a position to find somewhere with scanning facilities in order to send you the receipt. I am able to reply to your email because Birmingham railway station haas a free wireless internet facility which my laptop is able to make use of.

It is my considered opinion that you have pocketed that money. Mr Damane and I will pay you a visit first thing tomorrow morning. I look forward to your attempts to wriggle out of this one.

Yours,

Mr. B.Nodelay

I will not even borther….

To: b.nodelay@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2010 06:12:16 +0000
Subject: RE: Change of plan
From: edward@nathanassociates.com

Attention: B.Nodelay

To send the receipt will cost you nothing and if you don’t send it,I will not even borther to call or go to Western Union.

Yours Sincerely,

Edward Nathan Esq

My apologies…

Dear Mr. Nathan,

My apologies, I seem to have inadvertantly transposed the final 2 digits when typing the reference number, it should be:

765 882 1340

As you will recall, I have run out of money, am staying in a seaside town in a second rate hotel which I am planning to rob before catching a train to Heathrow for tomorrow’s flight to Johannesburg. I am hence not really in a psoition to send the receipt to you. I assume that there will no longer be a need for the receipt once you have successfully received the money, but I will bring it with me nonetheless.

Regards

Mr. B.Nodelay

Mr Nodelay sends some money

Dear Mr. Nathan,

Thank you for your email, perhaps we will be able to get along with each other after all. I have just returned from the Western Union office where, to my embarrassment, I discovered that after paying for my flight and the train ticket to Heathrow I didn’t have quite as much cash left as I had hoped. I have sent $1700 dollars as a gesture of good faith and have a plan to obtain the balance, plus enough for drinks on the plane and a taxi at the other end. Hotel safes pose no problems for Mr. Nodelay.

The transfer details are as follows:

Date: 15/12/2010

Time: 18:03

Sender: Mr. B.Nodelay

Office:  Mr Thomsons, 12 Park Street, Lytham St. Annes , UK

Amount:  $1700  (exc commission)

recipient:  Ivani Ntshwanti, 197 Louis Bothan Ave, Orange Groove, Johannesburg, South Africa

number:  765 882 1304

question: What goes 99 bonk?

answer: A centipede with a wooden leg.

I hope to transfer the balance first thing tomorrow before catching my train to Heathrow.

Kind Regards,

Mr. B. Nodelay

Mr Nathan is mollified..

Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 17:39:33 +0000
Subject: RE: Change of plan
From: edward@nathanassociates.com

Attention:  B.Nodelay

You should have explained that,I don’t have anything against you,I want to still maintain my reputation as one of the best and that is why I assured your partner that I will conclude within the stipulated time frame,I have a court session mid day tomorrow and if you send the fee and I get it in the morning then I will proess it upon your arrive,so that you can start accessing the money without delays.
Yours Sincerely,

Edward Nathan Esq

I was a little too close to the safe when we blew the doors off…

Ah, I see. I do wish that you had made that fact plain a bit earlier in the proceedings. So if I can get the money to you by tomorrow morning then the deal goes ahead, if not then I have a ticket to Johannesburg which isn’t really of any use to me?

Perhaps I should finally explain my apparent reluctance to use a phone. Some years ago, before I went into the fitness training business, I was involved in what you might call the shady side of the jewellery business. One day I was a little too close to the safe when we blew the doors off, I lost both ears and my hearing has been seriously impaired ever since, making a conversation on the phone entirely impractical. There, I’ve admitted it.

The Western Union office is open untill 6 this evening, I shall go and transfer the money now. The we will see who is serious Mr. Nathan.

Regards

B. Nodelay

don’t you have a phone number?

To: b.nodelay@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 16:44:25 +0000
Subject: RE: Change of plan
From: edward@nathanassociates.com

Attention: B.Nodelay

You don’t seem to get it,if the non-resident account is not opened by tomorrow the it will not be possible to remit the fund out of the country this year,it will have to wait until the first week of next year by which time anything can happen,so you see that if you do not send the account fee tomorrow before arriving here then it is pointless because you will wait until next year which your partner cannot afford waiting,so if you do not send the account fee tomorrow morning you can as well forget about the remittance because if your partner have to suceed he has to get the account being processed from tomorrow.
So if you are serious which I know you are not then send the fee tomorrow so that the account will be ready upon your arrival,don’t you have a phone number?

Yours Sincerely,

Edward Nathan Esq