Author: Trellis

Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2010 06:47:13 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: Do this today.

Dear Mrs. Ethel,

If I had this fee I wouldn’t have seek for money from my sister inlaw, I just told her that I needed some cash and she does not know why I needed it, the contract agreement we signed is between me and you alone, therefore you can see that I have made no mistake, all you need to do is to send the $850 to the shipping firm and also go to the western union office and send the balance so that the shipping firm will start processing the delivery today.

Loukas

Dear Mr. Loukas

The shipping firm have heard nothing further from me as yet becuase you keep causing delays by insisting on a signed contract, bringing your Sister-in-Law into the deal and bombarding me with spurious emails.

I have booked one of Blodwyn’s taxis at 3PM for a trip to the Western Union office, if I get a moments peace before it arrives I shall forward your Sister-in-Laws receipt to the shipping firm (though why you aren’t capable of such a simple administrative task eludes me).

I shall keep you informed of my progress

Regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2010 04:40:53 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: Do this today.

Mr Loukas

At no stage did I complain about the fee to the shipping company. I simply suggested that it might be quicker for you to pay it rather than for me to spend time seeking out a Western Union office. As soon as you explained about your poor father and his medical bills and how they left you with so much month at the end of the money I was entirely happy to pay the full amount myself. I am not short of money Mr. Loukas and fail to see why you imagine that I am. This entire transaction could have been completed by now were it not for your rather bizzare behaviour. What will happen if your sister-in-law DOES find out about this transaction? I would imagine she would expect a cut which would lead to yet more delays. Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I shall go to the Western Union office this afternoon, assuming that I can organise transport, as I mentioned in my previous mail snow is causing great disruption here in North Wales and my vehicle is currently stuck on the A683. Perhaps I shall phone Blodwyn and see if one of her taxis is availble.

I will contact you as soon as I have managed to pay the money, meanwhile please try to stay sober.

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2010 03:50:26 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: Be serious

Mrs. Ethel,

Why are you always talking as if you once had a mental problem, why the odd stories of drinking in this matter? My sister inlaw is not a bona fide partaker in this transaction, she does not know anything about the contract, she does not know anything about this transaction, I only contacted her and ask for money and she was able to raise me the $850. Listen to me, if your are a joker then count me out because I am not interested in your joke,

You was complaining about the fee to the shipping company and that was why I decided we had contract agreemlent, now I am able to get part of the money from my sister inlaw what you need to do now is to raise and complete the balance and send to the shipping company and stop telling stories that does not concern our transaction.

Send me the balance to the shipping firm and advise them to deliver the package to you, I am not impressed with all these stories of yours, we had contract agreement, stop making me look stupid because I am not, go ahead and complete the balance to the shipping firm.

Do this today and please stop telling me cock and bull stories.

Loukas

Dear Mr Loukas.

Please excuse my delay in replying to you, snow has brought chaos to North Wales. On the way home from the Dog and Bucket yesterday I became stuck in a traffic jam on the A683. It was caused by a jack-knifed lorry, rather ironically carrying a load of Welsh Whelks. The extent of the snow made tuning around impossible so after several hours stuck in the Range Rover I was finally rescued by a helicopter. It was fortunate that I had a spare bottle of gin in the car else who knows what might have happened.

Anyway, to the matter in hand. I am deeply puzzled and concerned by the sudden appearance of your sister in-law as a party to this deal. Why has she been brought in? This started off as a straightforward and simple to understand deal, I was about to pay the money to the shipping company when you suddenly decided that we had to waste time with written contracts. Was that simply a delaying tactic until you could get your sister-in-law on board? And what about that contract? Surely if there is now a THIRD person involved it will need to be rewritten?

I won’t say that I blame drink for your erratic behaviour Mr Loukas, but I do have my suspicions.

WHAT IS GOING ON?????

Regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2010 14:26:44 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: Let me know.

Please let me know as soon as you are done because we have to be moved like prepared people in this wise.

Loukas

Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2010 14:25:03 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: Scan and send the printed signed copy

Dear Mrs; Ethel,

Have you forwarded the shipping firm the payment details of the $850??

If yes, make sure that you add the balance to complete the total so that they can file our package and deliver to you.

I am counting in you, please do do the needful to complete the balance and let me know.

Loukas

Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2010 12:16:42 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: TMT WESTERN UNION.

Dear Mrs. EThel,

Received the signed agreement, now we have a deal preserved.

Forwarded here with is receipt of  payment from my sister inlaw , I actually requested for $1000 but she said that she can only afford $850 which we agreen to be paid back in one week time, forward the payment to the shipping firm and and make sure that you raise the balance $788.43 and send them together to the shipping firm for delivery.

Do this today and get back to me as soon as you are done.

Loukas

— On Sun, 11/28/10, Estelle Medeiros <loveworldcircleem@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Estelle Medeiros <loveworldcircleem@yahoo.com>
Subject: TMT WESTERN UNION.
To: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Date: Sunday, November 28, 2010, 8:06 PM

Mr Loukas,

I’m sorry to say that your outburst does nothing to allay my suspicions. My sister Ivy was a great one for profanity when under the influence of gin and look what happened to her!

I wasn’t going to mention it, but as you have raised the subject I have to say that I HAD noticed that you had not once enquired about my husband, not so much as a “and how is your husband following the unfortunate incident with the hot air balloon?”. I have always found that a little politeness goes a long way towards lubricating the wheels of business Mr Loukas. As does gin, but only in moderation.

Anyway, I am pleased to say that I have acquired a scanner and after an hour or so reading the manual I have managed to scan the agreement and attach it to this email. I’m sure it’s all second nature to you Mr Loukas, but for an elderly shellfish retailer from North Wales, mastering both the internet and scanning technology is something of which I am quite proud.

Please get back to me as soon as you sober up.

Kind Regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)