Author: Trellis

Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2010 04:50:32 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: Scan and send the printed signed copy

Dear Mrs. Ethel,

Please for christ sake, stop insulting me, how can you say that you assumed I have been drinking? Listen to me, this is business and if we are talking in respect to this business stop commenting on needless or undesirable things.

What I need is from you is the signed copy of the agreement, stop commenting about my wife because I have not inquired about your husband neither.

Do what you must do and get me the signed copy of the agreement, I am strong in faith in what I do.

Loukas

Mr Loukas,

Your recent communications puzzle me greatly. I initially wondered if perhaps it was simply that we were having difficulties communicating in what is not our respective first language, but having re-read your last three emails I can only assume that you have been drinking. My Sister Ivy had a problem with alcohol back in the seventies when North Wales was awash with bootlegged gin. She used to sit in her armchair all day, drinking and making inconsistent and increasingly bizzare demands of anyone who chanced by the front window. I finally put a stop to it with a sharp blow from an empty gin bottle.

Please give serious thought to this matter Mt. Loukas, what must your poor wife think?

Anyway, I have seen a solution to our immediate problem. I shall jump in the Range Rover and drive to our nearest branch of PC World where I assume that someone will be able to both sell me a scanner and explain how to use it. I shall then scan the agreement and send you a copy by email.

Regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2010 13:01:52 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: Scan and send the printed signed copy

Dear Mrs. Ethel,

I never meant that you should send both copies these two different ways,all I need from you is a signed copy of the agreement. If you said that you have printed it off and signed a copy then kindly scan and email it to me via email attachment.

Please, withdraw that statement attempting to have a joke at your expense, is that a joke os what? I do not like such words you used, I am a man that be sure of what I does and also try to preserve my interest.

We cannot do this business without having the agreement signed by both parties. These difficult times tries to change ones perspective towards life and give you strength to deal with these times. Life is unpredictable and tough, just when you think you have got a hang of how it all works, it changes.

Just do the needful and send me the signed copy from your side for references.

Loukas

Dear Mr Loukas

I fear I must have misunderstood your letter. How can I first send you the signed copy BEFORE sending it by surface mail?

I have no means of signing the electronic copy.

I have printed off and signed a paper copy.

As previously discussed, I have no means of scanning the printed and signed document without involving a third party and hence I HAVE NO MEANS OF SENDING THE SIGNED COPY TO YOU OTHER THAN BY SURFACE MAIL.

Really Mr Loukas, are you attempting to have a joke at my expense?

On an entirely unconnected subject, North Wales was today subject to a severe snow storm, the roads were nearly impassable and my lunchtime trip to the Dog and Bucket for a pint of gin nearly had to be called off. Fortunately the local Landrover dealership was open and I was able to spend some of my emergency cash on a new Range Rover. Four wheel drive really does make a difference in the snow. Do you ever get snow in your part of the world Mr. Loukas?

Kind Regards

Ethel

Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2010 15:41:59 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: Send the signed copy of the agreement.

Dear Mrs. Ethel,

Your suggestion of sending the agreement through snail surface mail is good, but before that send me the signed copy first then I will give you my DHL account which you will use in sending the agreement without paying the DHL fee.

I await for the signed copy of the agreement from you.

Loukas

Mr Loukas,

There is no need for that tone of voice. Having printed the agreement, favourably reviewed it and subsequently signed it I was then left with the problem of sending a copy of it to you. I could ask Mr Opara in the High Street to scan it for me, but he didn’t have very much success in scanning my driving license. More importantly, is it really wise to allow a third party to see our agreement???. To be honest Mr. Loukas, your complete failure to appreciate these problems causes me some concern.

I imagine that I will now have to send the agreement via the postal service, so send me your address and I will do so.

Ethel.

Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2010 12:32:03 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: Send the signed copy of the agreement.

Dear Mrs. Ethel,

You don’t seems to understand the nature and dimension of this investment agreement, how can you just send me an email telling me that you have previewed and printed a copy signed it and kept it somewhere? how does it sound to you? Listen and listen to me very good, I am a dedicated and faithful christian who practices christianity, I don’t like people telling me lies when I am very plain and transparent to them.

I sent you my copy signed of the investment agreement, send yours too if you have signed it, if your sure that yiou have signed your part, send it to me for acknowledgement and references?

I cannot just accept ordinary written message that you have signed the agreement, let me have it here and be sure that am dealing with the right person.

I have too many pressing concern over this project with you, but I need to be sure that your serious and not wasting my time.

Loukas

Dear Mr. Loukas

I have reviewed the Partnership Investment Agreement you so kindly drew up and can confirm that it accords with my understanding of the terms of our project. I have therefore printed a copy, signed it and placed it in the safe where I keep my share certificates, bond documentation and emergency cash.

What is our next line of action Mr.Loukas?

Kind Regards,

Ethel.

Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2010 17:09:20 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: INVESTMENT MANAGEMENT AGREEMENT.

Dear Mrs. Ethel,

I have completed the draft of the partnership investment agreement, find attached a sign scan copy for your perusual, kindly go through them if its inline with the terms and condition of our investment project, sign and return to me so we could proceed.

Please endvour to do this today and let me know when you are done so I can advise you on the next line of action.

Mystriotis

INVESTMENT MANAGEMENT AGREEMENT.

Dear Mr Loukas

I agree that it would be advantageous for us both to sign a partnership agreement thereby formalising our arrangement.

Please draw up the document as soon as possible, as I have already intimated, I am currently considering another offer and cannot afford to waste too much time due to your indecision.

Kind Regards,

Ethel Trelllis (Mrs.)