Author: Trellis

I am having difficulties

Dear Mrs. Ethel Trellis,

Thanks for your kind return mail.

.I am having difficulties sending you the offer details, I ‘d sent you the detailed offer but I got it returned, I don’t know where the fault is from, could you be so kind to provide me with your other email address and try sending your reply to my other email mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com

Loukas

what message?

Dear Mr. Loukas

Which message? I received and replied to your original message, since then I have received only this message, asking if I got your message. This is all rather confusing. I’m not surprised you are having such difficulty moving a bag of money.

Anyway, shouldn’t we be negotiating your offer?

Kind regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

A surprise..

From: “Trellis” <trellis@?????????.co.uk>
To: “ojjohnson@yahoo.com” <oj.johnson@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Dear Sir,

Dear Mr. Loukas

Thank you so much for your letter. It did indeed come as a surprise, but I suppose that word of my expertise in the cut and thrust of the Welsh shellfish world must have spread even further than I had imagined.

I gather that you wish for my assistance in moving a parcel containing an extremely large sum of money. By a remarkable coincidence I have recent experience in a similar role and may be able to find the time to assist you in this matter. I must however make it plain at this stage that such assistance will not be cheaply bought.

I look forward to your reply.

Kind Regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Mystriotis K. Loukas

Dear Sir,

I know this will come to you as surprise because you do not know me. I am Mystriotis K.  Loukas, I work with (SIR) Societe Ivoirienne de Raffinage, director packaging and courier department. Which is a multi million Oil Refinery in Vridi,Abidjan, Côte d’Ivoire financed by Origin. I’m seeking for investment opportunities outside Côte d’Ivoire and wonder if you can be of assistance.

I got your contact in my search for a honest person and someone I could trust, I want you to help me clear this package that is already in Cote d’Ivoire Abidjan which I shipped through (SIR) Societe Ivoirienne de Raffinage Courier agent but the contents of the package is $5.5M United States Dollars all in $100 bills, but the fiduciary company does not know that is money that I have in the package. This information becomes meaningful and relevant, only if you can do something confidential, and good for us, in the real sense if you have any idea and quality, capable of moving this, then, let me know and we’ll certainly talk more, in terms of negotiating my offer.

The recent developments in my immediate environment have changed a lot about my singular perceptions, and willingness for all concerned. All modalities will be discussed as soon as you get back to me, including sending you the pin numbers of the package.
Many thanks.

M. K Loukas

Mr Loukas – The Cast

  • Mrs Trellis – our heroine.
  • Mr. Loukas –  the director of  the packaging and courier department  of an oil refinery, Abidjan, Ivory Coast, who has somehow acquired a suitcase containing 5.5 million US dollars. He eventually gets quite cross.
  • Mrs. Khadijah Adhoury – Operations Officer of the Sealed Vault Security Firm W.A who are holding Mr Loukas’s suitcase pending shipment.
  • Chester Trellis – Mrs T’s husband, still not recovered from the unfortunate incident with the hot-air balloon.

NEVER get involved in a lunchtime game of poker with Mrs. Ogmore-Pritchard.

Mr. Ibekah

My apologies for the delay in getting back to you, I have to strongly advise you NEVER to get involved in a lunchtime game of poker with Mrs. Ogmore-Pritchard.

But I digress, on my way home from the Dog And Bucket I visited the library and scanned the Western Union receipt. I trust that this will enable you to claim the payment, would it not be simpler if you were equipped to take credit card payments?

Let me know as soon as you have collected the money.

Regards

Mrs. Trellis

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there is no need for that tone of voice……..

Mr. Ibekah

There is no need for that tone of voice. Believe me, I am as concerned as you are by the inability of such a supposedly reputable company as Western Union to complete a simple money transfer. I am assuming, of course, that your protocol officer knows what he is doing, there seems to be something of a shortage of competent staff nowadays.

I have arranged to meet Mrs. Ogmore-Pritchard for a game of poker in the back room of the Dog and Bucket this lunchtime, I shall call in at the library on my way back and attempt to scan the payment receipt.

Regards

Mrs. Trellis