Author: Trellis

From: Peter Ikenga
To: trellis@??????.net
Subject: Waiting for your compliance news.
Date sent: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:49:02 +0100 (CET)

Dear Madam Trellis,

Greetings to you and thank you for your response. I sympathize with you on the ordeals which you under went as a result of Mr Opara misinformation. I have reviewed and welcomed your explanation and I advise that you proceed and send the £128 pounds which you said you are now left with. I will make up the balance of the cost needed for the procurement of the legal documents. Please endeavour to send this money immediately and remember to use another money transfer agent in order for us to avoid the last situation as delay is posing a great danger to this transaction.

I am waiting for your compliance news.

Respectfully,

Barrister Peter Ikenga.

From: Self
To: Peter Ikenga
Subject: Re: Make all possible effort to conclude this matter,
Date sent: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 20:36:20 -0000

Dear Mr Ikenga

Did you not receive the email that I asked Chester to send to you? It doesn’t appear that you did, so I had better give you a brief run down of the week’s events.

After receiving the disappointing news from Mr Opara (Cheap flights, Phone Cards, DVDs and Money Transfers) I spent the rest of Monday in the Dog and Bucket drowning my sorrows in gin. At some point in the evening an Unfortunate Incident happened for which I was mistakenly blamed. I was then arrested by PC Morgan and taken to the police station. I was allowed to make a phone call on Tuesday and asked Chester to email you to see if your experience as a Barister could be of any use in helping me avoid wrongful imprisonment. I also asked him to bring me in a few bags of whelks, I don’t know how prisoners are treated in your country Mr Ikenga, but in North Wales the food served in police stations is quite shocking.

Anyway, on Friday morning I was taken to the Court House, where PC Morgan was organizing his “evidence”, which consisted of 27 eight by ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was. I was quite worried by this time, so you can imagine my relief when the Magistrate arrived and I saw that it was Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard and she didn’t even look at the 27 eight by ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was, instead she dismissed the case and, with a few sharp words to PC Morgan on the side, we set off for the Dog and Bucket to celebrate my freedom.

So, after all that I have £128 left. I’ve always had the greatest respect for Mr Opara, but if you dealt with the contract with Bruce in the first place then I suppose that Mr Opara must be mistaken for once. There is another money transfer agent in Caernarfon, I could get the bus there on Monday, but I only have £128 left, would you be able to make up the difference?

Kind regards

Mrs Trellis

From: Peter Ikenga
To: trellis@??????.net
Subject: Make all possible effort to conclude this matter,
Date sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 13:05:13 +0100 (CET)

Dear Madam Trellis,

Good day to you this morning,hope all is well with you over there, I have been waiting for a response all to received good news about the payment from you, that is not how to deal with someone i told you initially that i hate being kept in the dark. if i may ask what is the situation of things now with you about the payment? I would want you to clear all this doubts of your,the position now with you is to sent the Fee to the attorney,

This is a great shock to me because Mr Opara of whoever he is called is absolutely wrong. we are talking about an outstanding contract payment which I myself was involved in the initial contract award singing and documentation. this transaction is real and geninue and I advice you to use another money transfer outlet and send this money to the attorney, Hurry up now.

I dont want you to live to regret ever meeting Mr Opara. Disgruntled people like Mr Opara are there only to undermine one’s possibilities in life and such people should be avoided. Please believe me because we are right on course on getting this money released and transferred to you instead of loosing this money to the politicians and their co – horts.Hurry up to sent the fee very important to conclude this matter,

Please go and send this money immediately and send the pick up information to the attorney as they should be expecting your information by now since I have just made my own payment few Day’s ago. Please get back to me with good new’s and please avoid disclosing any of our progressive arrangement to any one including Mr Opara. Thank you and best regards.

Respectfully,

Barrister Peter Ikenga.

From: Self
To: peter Ikenga
Subject: Mrs Trellis, an unfortunate incident
Date sent: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:31:53 -0000

Dear Mr Ikenga

I am Chester Trellis, husband of Mrs Ethel Trellis.

Ethel has asked me to contact you on her behalf concerning a very delicate matter.

I understand that she has been involved in some sort of business dealings with you recently. She hasn’t given me any details at all, but then it’s the same with the whelk business, I’m always the last to know about anything, last year she was all set to move the entire operation to the South Shore and I’m sure I don’t need to tell you the havoc that would have caused, I only found out about it when the removal van had a near miss with Arkwright, our ginger tabby.

Anyway, for reasons that I am not privy to, Ethel set off to the Dog and Bucket on Monday morning with the money that she had raised for my holiday and a determined expression. From what I understand she drank gin steadily throughout the day and all might have been well but for the arrival of the local rugby team, the Gwynedd Fliers. It isn’t clear exactly what sparked things off, but a huge brawl errupted in which Ethel apparently took a leading role. It was PC Morgans night off, so he wasn’t best pleased to be called away from a poker game in the Italian Quarter to deal with a rowdy Mrs Trellis. It’s not her first offence either.

She is now in one of the cells at Bangor Police Station and will,be up before the Magistrate on Friday. She was allowed to make a phone call once she had sobered up and used this to ask me to contact you. What with you being a Barrister she is hoping that you may be able to offer some advice, or even write a plea of mitigation on her behalf.

Please do what you can, the cats and I would be quite lost if she received a long jail sentence again.

Thank you for your time.

Yours Sincerely

Chester Trellis

From: Peter Ikenga
To: trellis@??????.net
Subject: Attn;Mrs Trellis this is not Nigeria 419. This is a real and legitimate transaction.
Date sent: Mon, 3 Mar 2008 14:52:39 +0100 (CET)

Dear Madam Trellis,

Greetings to you and thank you for your email. This is a great shock to me because Mr Opara of whoever he is called is absolutely wrong. We are talking about an outstanding contract payment which I myself was involved in the initial contract award singing and documentation. This transaction is real and geninue and I advice you to use another money transfer outlet and send this money to the attorney. Do not spend this money on gin as you will live to regret ever meeting Mr Opara. Disgruntled people like Mr Opara are there only to undermine one’s possibilities in life and such people should be avoided. Please believe me because we are right on course on getting this money released and transferred to you instead of loosing this money to the politicians and their co – horts.

Please go and send this money immediately and send the pick up information to the attorney as they should be expecting your information by now since I have just made my own payment few hours ago. Please get back to me and please avoid disclosing any of our progressive arrangement to any one including Mr Opara. Thank you and best regards.

Respectfully,

Barrister Peter Ikenga.

From: Self
To: Peter Ikenga
Subject: Re: URGENT ATTENTION NEEDED .
Date sent: Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:33:44 -0000

Dear Mr Ikenga

DON’T PAY YOUR HALF OF THE FEES!!! I’ve just been down to Mr Opara’s (Discount flights, Phone cards, DVDs and money transfers) on the High Street and asked to transfer £320 to Osita Sunday John in Abidjan.

Mr Opara just laughed and called me “a silly old fool”. He then explained what a “”Nigerian 419 Advance Fee Fraud” was. He seemed to know a great deal about our arrangement. Anyway, to cut a long story short, it would appear that you and I are innocent victims of an international scam, whatever you do, DON’T PAY YOUR HALF OF THE FEES, you won’t get your 3 million US dollars.

I’m sorry to have to be the bearer of such disappointing news, especially as you sound like an honest hard working chap. For my part, I’m off to the Dog and Bucket to spend £320 on gin.

Kind regards

Mrs Trellis

From: Self
To: Peter Ikenga
Subject: Re: URGENT ATTENTION NEEDED .
Date sent: Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:28:14 -0000

Dear Mr Ikenga

Thank you for your kind wishes.

The car boot sale was a great success, or at least my collection of Jamaican 7 inchers attracted a great deal of interest, Chester’s knitting was not a hit. We were fortunate with the weather, apart from a freak waterspout which wreaked havoc with the Whelk stall, but all in all, it wasn’t bad for this time of year. Anyway, after paying for breakages and a small celebration at the Dog and Bucket, I’m pleased to say that I’ve raised £364. I’ll be off to Mr Opara’s (Discount flights, Phone cards, DVDs and money transfers) on the Hight Street first thing on Monday morning to transfer the money.

Kind regards

Mrs Trellis

From: Peter Ikenga
To: trellis@??????.net
Subject: URGENT ATTENTION NEEDED .
Date sent: Sat, 1 Mar 2008 19:43:34 +0100 (CET)

Dear Madam Trellis,

Greetings to you as I pray this email finds you well. I write to let you know that I have arranged my own part of the legal cost which I shall be paying to the attorney’s office first thing monday morning through an independent agent. I will like to know the outcome of your actions towards raising your own part of the legal costs. If you did succeed in raising the costs, it is necessary that we take a unified action by paying legal costs to the attorney same monday morning.

Please update me ASAP.

Thank you and have a wonderful weekend.

Respectfully,

Barrister Peter Ikenga.

From: Self
To: Peter Ikenga
Subject: Re: URGENT ATTENTION NEEDED .
Date sent: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:02:32 -0000

Dear Mr Ikenga

Thank you for your kind offer to pay half of the legal fees. I’ve been trying to think of a means of raising the remaining £320. I considered selling one of Chester’s kidneys, after alll what is he wanting with two kidneys at his age? Unfortunately the market seems to be a little more regulated in Wales than it is in other parts of the world, and even allowing for that, there doesn’t seem to be very much local demand.

So, I’ve decided that a car boot sale is the way to raise some extra cash. I’ve just been down the High Street and put notices in the Post Office and Mr Jones’s Knick-Knack Emporium.

This is what the notices say:

” CAR BOOT SALE AT 27 ACACIA AVENUE ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON IN AID OF A HOLIDAY AWAY FROM THE SEA FOR MY CHESTER.”

That should pull them in.

I’ve had Chester knitting car boots all afternoon, it’s one of the few abilities he has left after the accident. Meanwhile I’ve been sorting through my collection of Jamaican imports, there’s a Prince Buster’s original 7 incher that Mrs Ogmore-Pritchard has intimated she wouldn’t mind getting her hands on.

Anyway, wish me luck, I’ll let you know how much I manage to raise.

Kind regards

Mrs Trellis

From: Peter Ikenga
To: trellis@??????.net
Subject: URGENT ATTENTION NEEDED .
Date sent: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:01:13 +0100 (CET)

Dear Madam Trellis,

Thank you for your reply. I have noted the position you have taken in this matter and I want to make you to understand that it is not possible for me to transfer the legal fee to you or to any account overseas without seeking clearance from the central bank which will take at least 2 weeks. In the alternative, I can raise half of the legal cost and pay directly to the attorney using an independent agent but I cannot undertake this step without your support because I will still be needing you to send the balance half to the attorney from your base there in Wales.

The success of this transaction is our collective responsibility and we are obliged to make any sacrifice or committment required to actualize our goal of embarking on this transaction. It is not beyond my reach to pay this money, but the need for us to really establish that this is a non resident inheritance claims coming from the United Kingdom. Please let us help ourselves to sort out this matter in order to proceed.Please let me know if you can afford half of the legal fee and I will raise the balance half for us to proceed.

Thank you as I wait for your reply.

Respectfully,

Barrister Peter Ikenga.