there is no need for that tone of voice

Mr Loukas,

There is no need for that tone of voice. Having printed the agreement, favourably reviewed it and subsequently signed it I was then left with the problem of sending a copy of it to you. I could ask Mr Opara in the High Street to scan it for me, but he didn’t have very much success in scanning my driving license. More importantly, is it really wise to allow a third party to see our agreement???. To be honest Mr. Loukas, your complete failure to appreciate these problems causes me some concern.

I imagine that I will now have to send the agreement via the postal service, so send me your address and I will do so.

Ethel.

oooooohhh!!!!

Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2010 12:32:03 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: Send the signed copy of the agreement.

Dear Mrs. Ethel,

You don’t seems to understand the nature and dimension of this investment agreement, how can you just send me an email telling me that you have previewed and printed a copy signed it and kept it somewhere? how does it sound to you? Listen and listen to me very good, I am a dedicated and faithful christian who practices christianity, I don’t like people telling me lies when I am very plain and transparent to them.

I sent you my copy signed of the investment agreement, send yours too if you have signed it, if your sure that yiou have signed your part, send it to me for acknowledgement and references?

I cannot just accept ordinary written message that you have signed the agreement, let me have it here and be sure that am dealing with the right person.

I have too many pressing concern over this project with you, but I need to be sure that your serious and not wasting my time.

Loukas

in the safe where I keep my share certificates, bond documentation and emergency cash

Dear Mr. Loukas

I have reviewed the Partnership Investment Agreement you so kindly drew up and can confirm that it accords with my understanding of the terms of our project. I have therefore printed a copy, signed it and placed it in the safe where I keep my share certificates, bond documentation and emergency cash.

What is our next line of action Mr.Loukas?

Kind Regards,

Ethel.

Mr Loukas draws up an agreement

Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2010 17:09:20 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: INVESTMENT MANAGEMENT AGREEMENT.

Dear Mrs. Ethel,

I have completed the draft of the partnership investment agreement, find attached a sign scan copy for your perusual, kindly go through them if its inline with the terms and condition of our investment project, sign and return to me so we could proceed.

Please endvour to do this today and let me know when you are done so I can advise you on the next line of action.

Mystriotis

INVESTMENT MANAGEMENT AGREEMENT.

Well get on with it then

Dear Mr Loukas

I agree that it would be advantageous for us both to sign a partnership agreement thereby formalising our arrangement.

Please draw up the document as soon as possible, as I have already intimated, I am currently considering another offer and cannot afford to waste too much time due to your indecision.

Kind Regards,

Ethel Trelllis (Mrs.)

I must make sure that am dealing with the right person

Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2010 10:56:37 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: Agreement Required.

Dear Mrs. Ethel,

I and my wife have enough contemplated on this issue, In addition to the this project, if we must proceed then it is for modesty that we both sign partnership investment agreement that will bind this unfinished assignment, I am a free minded man and like where things are done as agreed, it is wise that with this we both know our right task and priveleges and know each other, each one knows what the other partners duty are as agreed on the memorandum of understanding.

I will put a draft of the investment agreement and send to you if its okay with our terms and condition we both sign and proceed.

I must make sure that am dealing with the right person and in a legal status refers to the concept of our investment project.

Loukas

I may be new to the internet

Dear Mr Loukas

I must aplogize for any offence I may have caused you. None was intended, I would simply feel more comfortable if I could see the gentleman I am dealing with. There is no need to include your wife if you do not wish to, I just thought you might wish to make it a family photograph.

I would have absolutely no objection if you were to request a photograph of me, though I doubt it would be wise of me to attempt to photograph my husband, Chester is a bit touchy about these things since his accident.

If you really wish to cancel the deal then so be it, I may be new to the internet but I have already made the acquaintance of an American soldier who has asked for my assistance in recovering some of Saddham Hussein’s ill gotten gains from Iraq.

Kind Regards

Ethel

Mr. Loukas is unamused

Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2010 16:33:12 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: Indicate your interest or no deal.

Dear Ethel,

Why are you sounding so funny? you said i should take a photograph holding a sign saying “Hello Ethel” Just because of you are in position to pay a delivery charges that is not up to a £1000 pounds. I now understand that you are not a serious and trustworthy person to deal with. How do you ask me to send you my photograph and the one of my wife. Are you doing business with my wife or myself. How would you feel if i ask you to take photograph with your husband holding a sign of ” Mystriotis Loukas”. Once you do that and send the photo to me, and after my confirmation i will do as you said.

Be inform that you are not dealing with a child, if you want us to proceed then follow my instruction and wire the said charges to the security firm or you back out from the deal as I have too many pressing concern over this project.

Loukas

How about a photograph

My Dear Mr Loukas

Thank you for your letter. I had NO idea that your father was sick, I can well imagine the strain that this might place on your finances. My husband Chester’s medication bill is quite astronomical following his unfortunate incident with the hot air balloon but fortunately I am fabulously-well-to-do following the sale of my whelk business.

Now that you have explained your situation I entirely see that it is not fair to ask you to pay the delivery fees for our package and hence shall make enquiries as to the nearest Western Union office.

Before I complete the transaction I wonder if I might ask a favour. In business I have always dealt with people face to face, email , fax and phone seem so impersonal. Would you be able to send me a photograph so that I can see who I am dealing with? You might wish to include your wife also, either way, to confirm that the gentleman in the photograph is really you, would you please ensure that you are holding a sign saying “Hello Ethel”.

As soon as I receive your photograph I will arrange the money transfer to the Sealed Vault Security Firm.

Kind Regards

Ethel.

which practically makes me a Lawyer

Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2010 13:54:06 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: FW: Official Delivery Notification.

Dear Mrs. Ethel,

I confirmed forwarded infomation herewith from the Sealed Vault Security Firm together with those reference as if fully set forth therein in their respective entireties, nunc pro tunc and void abinitio, So Help Me God. I am qualified to utilize the foregoing legalspeak because I completed the University of Greece at Aristotle University of Thessaloniki Greece Law eSchool’s Apprentice Assistant Paralegal Short Course 8-Track Cassette Seminar, which practically makes me a Lawyer. I am touched so alright by your demonstration of roundedness, that I want to say; thank you.

I am humble by your versatility and distinguished personality, It is a sure plus for me that you’re capable of handling this transaction because this is a confirmation of great confidence I have. I don’t think I have mentioned this to you before, I have a sick father whose medical bill leaves me with little or nothing at months end. I am happy that this project is becoming more successful everyday, though I am unfamiliar with transactions such as this, I just called Sealed Vault Security Firm WA after speaking with them on length they confirmed to me that the $1,638.43 required is to undertake the outside estimation of the maximum total fees which their venereal institution Experts Charges in connection with the duties entrusted them in this matter, as soon as they receive the fee they will proceed and do the needful to enable their delivery officials leave for delivery.

According to my research, I gathered that stay your located at Bangor which is a city in Gwynedd, north west Wales, and one of the smallest cities in Britain. You note that we have to be moved like prepared people in this wise this agreement has been made where I agreed to offer you 50% of the total funds, I assume that the time has come to avail yourself fully when it became very clear that dictation of what is to be done through and through is the exclusive of you who has the commission to do so. Do what you must do to make this happen, communicate with the Sealed Vault Security Firm WA and let them know when you will completed the requirement, just do more than encourage to make this happen.

E-Business is not in the future– it is here and now, please join me in the 21st century.

Mystriotis Loukas