50% or no deal

Dear Mr. Loukas

I am pleased to say that your email finally made it through.

I have reviewed the attachment, which is an invoice for $347.90 plus VAT with a grand total of five million five hundred thousand dollars written in at the bottom, and it would appear to be in order.

I have also reviewed your outline plan of action and am tempted by your offer. There is however one small detail that we need to agree before the plan can be implemented, someone of my wide experience would be a very valuable asset to this venture and I would therefore not be prepared to accept anything less than 50% of the total funds in return for my assistance.

Please let me have your agreement to this proposal by return.

Kind Regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

Thanks for your kind return mail and let me hereby inform you that I contacted you from the behest of my heart

Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2010 15:11:57 -0800
From: mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com
Subject: From Mystriotis Loukas To Ethel Trellis My Offer Details.
To: ???????@hotmail.co.uk

Dear Mrs. Ethel Trellis,

Thanks for your kind return mail and let me hereby inform you that I contacted you from the behest of my heart. What is available in the package is $5.5M Million US Dollars.

Your indulgence is acceptable if you are in a position to receive and tie up the funds without loosing any chunk of it to avaoidable tax rules. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients.

The funds in question was sourced from contracts billings and contracts in the supply of: Hydrogen Gas from Societe Ivoirienne de Raffinage (SIR) to – MIDWEST REFINING LLC. . which is a multi million Oil Refinery in Vridi,Abidjan, Cote d’Ivoire financed by Origin.

It is for modesty that we both understand the nature and dimension of this transaction, then we know each other, each one knows what the other partners plans are, and what one can do, and can’t do with out agreed. Before this, most importantly I would need to know more about you such as your profession,age,current address, tel/fax numbers, this I will need to apply and furnish to the Security Firm to enable them file the delivery of the package to you.

As you may know, We have 2 sons, 41 & 36 years old. My sons are the developers of Mistral complex of 12 luxury – 2 storey houses for sale in Zakynthos island Greece, next to the beach with uninterrupted open sea view. The construction just finished and it is of high quality and design, I am a serious minded person who appreciates the essence of time and diligence. The keys to my great term wealth depends upon the success of this investment with you, please give this project its desired attention and priority, I am prepared to offer you 35% of the total funds for your assistance and participation, find attached here with the source of the funds for your perusual.

Please get to me ASAP with the required details so that I know if you can handle such a high profile investment transaction.

Warm Regards.

M. Loukas

try this Mr. Loukas

Dear Mr. Loukas

Mr. Opara from the High Street, who assists me with technical, matters tells me that your mail is being bounced either because the attachment is too large or because the cutting edge anti-virus software employed by the ??????whelks mail servers has identified the attachment as being of a dubious nature.

Despite this unpromising start to our business relationship I am prepared to give you another chance and have set up a hotmail account. My new address is ???????@hotmail.co.uk.

Kind Regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

still having trouble

From: Mystriotis Loukas
To: Trellis
Sent: Wednesday, November 17, 2010 12:03 AM
Subject: Re: Dear Sir,

Dear Mrs. Ethel Trellis,

I got your email here but when I send you my details offer it bounced back again for some reasons which I don’t know and this is very frustrating to me.

If you have other email address then let me have it now so that I can try resending it again.

E-mail me with your other email address because trellis@welsh???????.co.uk is not accepting my offer.

I await to receive your new email address.

Loukas

I am having difficulties

Dear Mrs. Ethel Trellis,

Thanks for your kind return mail.

.I am having difficulties sending you the offer details, I ‘d sent you the detailed offer but I got it returned, I don’t know where the fault is from, could you be so kind to provide me with your other email address and try sending your reply to my other email mystriotisloukas@yahoo.com

Loukas

what message?

Dear Mr. Loukas

Which message? I received and replied to your original message, since then I have received only this message, asking if I got your message. This is all rather confusing. I’m not surprised you are having such difficulty moving a bag of money.

Anyway, shouldn’t we be negotiating your offer?

Kind regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)

A surprise..

From: “Trellis” <trellis@?????????.co.uk>
To: “ojjohnson@yahoo.com” <oj.johnson@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Dear Sir,

Dear Mr. Loukas

Thank you so much for your letter. It did indeed come as a surprise, but I suppose that word of my expertise in the cut and thrust of the Welsh shellfish world must have spread even further than I had imagined.

I gather that you wish for my assistance in moving a parcel containing an extremely large sum of money. By a remarkable coincidence I have recent experience in a similar role and may be able to find the time to assist you in this matter. I must however make it plain at this stage that such assistance will not be cheaply bought.

I look forward to your reply.

Kind Regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs.)