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Dear Mr Wuddah

Thank you for your recent communication.

I have acquired a wealth of financial acumen from a lifetime in the whelk stall business in North Wales,so saw at once the potential in your suggestion. I shall be happy to assist you in this endeavour, the banks have had quite enough of my money, it’s time that I had some of theirs.

How do we proceed?

Kind Regards

Ethel Trellis (Mrs)

p.s. My husband Chester spent some time in Ghana in 1963, he stayed in Accra and found it far too hot.

DO NOT IGNORE ( PLEASE READ AND GET BACK TO ME )

From: “MR FRANK WUDDAH” <mrfrankwuddah1@sify.com>
Sent: Monday, November 09, 2009 2:09 PM
Subject: DO NOT IGNORE ( PLEASE READ AND GET BACK TO ME )

Good Day,

Sorry for not having the pleasure of knowing your mindset before making you this offer as it is utterly confidential and genuine by virtue of its nature. I write to solicit your assistance in a funds transfer deal involving US$3.5M.

This fund has been stashed out of the excess profit made last year by my branch office of the International Commercial Bank- GHana, which I am the manager. I have already submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2008 to my head office here in Accra-Ghana and they will never know of this excess.

I have since then, placed this amount in a Non-Investment Account without a beneficiary. Upon your response, I will configure your name on our database as holder of the Non-Investment Account. I will then guide you on how to apply to my head office for the Account Closure/bank-to-bank remittance of the funds to your designated bank account.

If you concur with this proposal, I intend for you to retain 30% of the funds while 70% shall be for me.
Kindly forward your response to: frank.wuddah@sify.com

Regards,
Mr. Frank Wuddah
+233-54-3457174

Mr Wuddah – The Cast

  • Mrs. Trellis- Our heroine.
  • Mr. Wuddah – the Manager of the International Commercial Bank, Ghana who has misappropriated 3.5 million US dollars.
  • Mr Aidoo – A colleague of Mr Wuddah who knows nothing of Mr Wuddah’s dishonesty.
  • Mr. Ibekah – A lawyer introduced by Mr. Aidoo for the purpose of endorsing the documents to transfer the money to Mrs T.