I have recovered the money!

  • Subject: I have recovered the money!
  • From: trellis@welshwhelks.co.uk
  • Date: Sat, December 6, 2014 12:24 pm
  • To: “Zahrah Mohd’s” <zarrmm005@outlook.com>
  • Cc: “Dipl. LORD PORCH” <shippingagent_co@diplomats.com>

Dear Mrs Mohd’s

Mr McDonald has been behaving very strangely, he hadn’t sent any money! I have just returned from The Post Office where I enquired what had happened to the transaction. Mr McDonald called me “a silly old fool” (again), handed my an envelope with the money in it and proceeded to give a lecture about advance fee fraud and the Spanish Prisoner trick.

I have NO idea what he was talking about, the man is clearly unbalanced.

So, the good news is that we are once again in a position to get your box out of Heathrow Airport. I have copied Mr Lord Porch in on this email and would appreciate advice on how to proceed.

Kind Regards,

Ethel Trellis (Mrs)