Mr Porch,
I can only assume that either your knowledge of geography is truly appalling, especially for a diplomat, or that you haven’t actually clicked on that link you sent me. Please do so and note that the resulting screen is entitled:
“Visit a Western Union® agent location near Grantham, United Kingdom to send or receive money, purchase a money order, or pay bills.”
GRANTHAM Mr Porch, GRANTHAM. Grantham isn’t anywhere near Islay, it isn’t even in Scotland, it is in England. Not only that, it is the birth place of that mad Thatcher woman, which may be why the name stuck in your mind.
Try searching for a Western Union Office with my postcode, Mr Porch. It is, as you will remember PA48 7NP.
here, I’ll do it for you:
http://locations.westernunion.com/…//isle+of+islay…
Look at the map Mr Porch, see the Island of Islay? Where I live and am currently storm-bound. Now show me a Western Union Office on Islay.
Really Mr Lord Porch, if Mrs Mohd’s was not such a dear friend I would have dismissed you for being the incompetent you undoubtedly are and hired someone more capable.
Now, shall I post the money to you or do you have any more bright ideas?
Trellis.