are you simply an idiot?

Mr Porch,

Are you trying to wind me up or are you simply an idiot? That last link you sent is the search page for WU offices in the UK. I have already confirmed that there are no Western Union offices on Islay. There will be plenty in Glasgow. There are some a few miles across the ocean in Northern Ireland. There are none on Islay.

Let me put this as simply as I can.

1/ There are NO WESTERN UNION OFFICES ON ISLAY.

2/ If you don’t believe me then use the WU office search, but SEARCH FOR OFFICES ON OR NEAR ISLAY. Grantham or UK won’t help.

3/ I am presently on ISLAY, which is an ISLAND, off the West coast of Scotland.

4/ I cannot leave Islay today, or possibly for the next few days due to severe storms.

5/ If you send me another fatuous email with a link to a map with Western Union offices that are not on Islay then I’m afraid I will not be responsible for my actions.

6/ There are NO WESTERN UNION OFFICES ON ISLAY.

Trellis.